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What if Steve Urkel Was On OkCupid

My Self-Summary

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What I’m doing with my life
When I’m not conducting homemade chemistry experiments (that may or may not cause damage) in my parents’ basement, I’m trying to think of ways to get Laura Winslow to go on a date with me. 

I’m really good at
Doing the Urkel Dance. Care to join me? 

Favorite books, movies, music and food
Anything Polka
Cheese. Lots and lots of cheese. 

The six things I could never do without
Suspenders
My Glasses
Cheese
Encyclopedia Britannica
My Chemistry Set
Laura Winslow 

I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can get Laura Winslow to go on a date with me. 

On a typical Friday night, I am:
Doing chemistry experiments in my parents’ basements, at the Winslow house or plotting out ways to get Laura to go out on a date with me.  

I’m looking for:
Girls between 18-26
Short-term dating   

You should message me if: 
You’re Laura Winslow